5 Myths of Beer

1. Beer Belly
  Does beer really cause a beer belly? Well, no. It doesn't cause weight change in a person. What most people call their "beer belly" is in reality that persons own laziness. Don't blame the beer, blame yourself!

2. Psychedelic Absinthe
   You think that a liquor called "Absinthe" will really make you "trip" and that's why it's illegal? Ha, jokes on you.. No liquor is going to make you trip. The actual substance in the liquor that is said to make you hallucinate has a small trace amount in the actual drink.

3. American Beer is Weak
  Some countries say that Americas beer is way weaker than those in other countries. This would disappoint those who actually believe this silly myth. In reality, America measures there alcohol content in percent while other do it by volume making it look like there beer is stronger.

4. Nightcap
   Some people think that a nice drink before they go to bed would be relaxing and help you pass out. Yes, it may help you pass out, but after a few hours you will wake right back up and be in the same position as before. Why not just save your health and pass out like a normal human being by counting sheep?

5. No Hangover
   I posted last time that the 5 hour energy or the pills were a cure to the hangover. Well, reality, there is more than just those for a cure. Scientist believe that a bacon sandwich will cure you right up. They say that the carbohydrates in bread and protein in bacon are the natural cure.

More In Depth Reasonings


SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.